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Horoscopes for March 26 – April 1, 2015

Cal Garrison (a.k.a Mother of the Skye) writes weekly horoscopes for The Mountain Times. If you would like an emailed notification sent to you weekly, sign up for the newsletter, below.





Horoscopes for March 26 – April 1, 2015


March 21 – April 20

Your options expand and contract with your mood. On a good day you can take the high road and be OK with pretty much anything. Your bad days tell a different tale. The idea that there is no way out is a total illusion. Your whole life is a quest my dear. And you just so happen to be at one of those milestones where you’ve got to wait for the Wizard to show up with the answer, or the jewel, or the secret that’ll get you to the next step. As you try to figure out what’s going on in this Fairy Tale, give it a chance to show you how life works when you actually walk your talk.


April 21 – May 20

You’ve just about had it with more than one person. People and their nonsense have driven you to a place where it’s hard to know who to trust anymore. Whatever’s going on, the most recent let down bears a whiff of things that go all the way back to your youth. As you try to keep your personal issues in their place, the fact that they started leaking into your work situation ages ago has morphed into a problem. People know way more about you than they need to. Do your best to keep your mouth shut and be ever  mindful of what happens when loose lips sink ships.


May 21 – June 20

The ability to play everything to the middle has yet to catch up with you. For the ump-teenth time you are about to score another point for whatever turns you on. You’ve come out of a situation that could have pulled you to your knees, and are now assessing your options in an arena that looks a lot different from where you were before. God knows how everything will turn out. You guys were born with a “Free Pass” and a set of diplomatic license plates. If your side issues have yet to trip you up, it could very well be that your life is about breaking the rules.


June 21 – July 20

The last few months have taught you a lot about compassion. You see so much, maybe more than you need to, about people and things. At this point you’re ready to forgive, forget, let everything go, and/or move on. What’s up on the horizon is another story. You’re totally clear about what everyone else wants. You know exactly what they need to be shooting for. Your own story is more of a mystery. Signs up ahead tell me that you are ready to step off the beaten path and head off to the place where you future plans lie resting where you least expect to find them.


July 21 – August 20

What is going on? Maybe you can thank God for the fact that you don’t have a clue about how to move through this experience. At times like this, no set of instructions would do you any good. With more than one reason to wonder why you are willing to put up with the weight of your own, and everyone else’s problems, you can see that it’s always been your job! Even now, when you could use a hand, you seem to be the one that keeps it all together. Hanging in there through the Fall will see you come out on the other side of this with a whole new reason for living.


August 21–September 20

You go back and forth from being totally OK with all of this to wondering if it’s time to be doing something else. It’s so hard to stay in the moment when you’re obsessing about what you need to accomplish, or keep wondering why your responsibilities are always more important than whatever living is supposed to be about. The mad rush to get wherever you think you’re going has turned out to be the cross on which you get nailed. Slowing down to a crawl will show you that there is nothing going on here. It’s time to turn off the treadmill and remember how to live.


September 21 – October 20

LIBRA: September 21 – October 20
Between your relationships and your issues with larger forces that don’t look like they’re going to quit any time soon, you’re caught in a vise that doesn’t give you much breathing room. Don’t waste your energy trying to make it all perfect. You may need to keep yourself focused on the bottom line much longer than you expected to. For others, there is about to be an upswing that will provide you with the momentum and the enthusiasm to start over. Don’t get too hung up on your $$ situation. Just like the rest of us, you reap what you sow and you get what you give.


October 21 – November 20

The need to take stock of the extent to which your loyalties are being rewarded with anything but the light that shines on them at the moment, is something that is not lost on you. The sense that you might as well be an ice cube in Hell, needs to be replaced with the thought that there is some sort of alchemy taking place in the course of the drama that keeps unfolding around you. You have no way of knowing where you really stand in all of this. Preserving yourself in the face of too much taking you away from your core, will require due diligence, and lots of time ALONE!


November 21 – December 20

The big push to get things to work could go either way. Right now the only thing you need to be clear about are your motives. You guys are experts at fooling yourselves and making one thing sound like another. In the name of whatever your principles guide you toward, steer clear of the need to profit off the naiveté of those who don’t know enough to question you. Your partnerships have gotten clouded up with similar types of mixed messages and misrepresentation. Cleaning up your act and getting straight with people could seeing you apologizing more than once this week.


December 21 – January 20

The stuff you’re wading through now is what’s left of things that never got settled. Between the remnants of whatever got glossed over and problems with knowing who to trust, you’re learning some hard lessons in what happens when we stop being accountable. Your situation could use heavier doses of truth and a little more soul searching on the part of those who keep telling you one thing and doing something else. You’ve got a huge story on your hands. Waking up to the reality of what it’s all about is bound to hurt a little bit before it teaches you all about love.


January 21 – February 20

You have no time to think. That’s a blessing because you can’t wrap your mind around any of this. Themes that relate to the whole concept of ‘waiting’ for certain things to come through, or for people to figure out what they want, or for something to show you what’s next, are all over the place. You guys never have much trouble picking up and moving on. The need to reassess your options in light of recent developments keeps the conversation in your head on a track that tells me you already read the signs. It’ll be 2 months before you see the writing on the wall.


February 21 – March 20

In looking for answers outside yourself, you go to your knees over people and things that don’t always pan out. Looking back on your track record, giving everyone more credit than they deserve is your strong suit. Recent forays out of the nest have exposed you to another way of seeing your current situation. The relationship component is always on top of the stack for you, and this time, the sense that something deep is getting turned around, is huge. You’re finally working through the piece that keeps you looking everywhere but INSIDE yourself for answers.

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