By Cal Garrison, a.k.a. Mother of the Skye
This week’s Horoscopes are coming out under the light of a late Pisces, soon-to-be new, Aries Moon. Along with the Sun and the Moon, Mercury and Venus are also in Aries. From what I can see, the Martian fireworks that fuel this sign look like they’re getting ready to light up the next two weeks. I have a bunch of planets in Aries and, at the moment, I have no patience for this—or anything else for that matter. My attention span is about two seconds long and I am easily irritated. For those of you who don’t know, impatience is an Aries trademark. If you find yourself flying off the handle, flipping people off, or wishing that the bell would ring so that you can go back to whatever it is that you love most about life, that would make sense right about now. I am totally burnt out from working and keeping my show on the road. I hope you fair better and I hope you enjoy this week’s ‘scopes.