Pointing out what is wrong nowadays is one of the privileges of
aging. Given the current state of things, there is plenty of
inspiration on the subject. I'd like to chime in with an
Embarrassment. There isn't enough of it. The supply is too low;
there just isn't enough to go around. If you don't believe me,
watch or listen to the news. You will hear reporters giggle, laugh
and generally make light of the subjects they are covering. Could
you imagine Walter Cronkite or Dan Rather giggling in an interview?
Of course not, it would be embarrassing.
Politics is a field where the art of embarrassment is almost
non-existent. We have a huge portion of the nation's elected
officials, from Congress to our own popular governor, who can boil
their approach to the greatest financial crisis since the Great
Depression down to just three words: "No new taxes."
If you can fit your plan onto a bumper sticker, it's not a plan;
it's a slogan. And if you think you can right the course of the
greatest nation on earth or the most wonderful state in that nation
with so simple a solution, you should be embarrassed. Imagine an
interview with either the democratic or republican Roosevelt.
"Well, Mr. President, what is your plan in this crisis?"
"No new taxes."
"I'm sorry, Mr. President, perhaps I didn't make my question
clear. Do you have a plan?" Embarrassing!
Have you ever listened to a sports superstar complaining that
$100,000,000 isn't enough? Or the argument that people getting
$10,000 a day won't be motivated to work if they get a penny less?
But increasing the income for the lowest wage earners will cost
jobs and destroy the economy.
How can people talk like this and not blush?
Not all that many years ago, I saw my reflection in a window on
Church Street in Burlington. I was wearing a skintight, black
t-shirt with a cartoon of an ugly cat gagging on a hairball
covering most of my chest. In large white letters below, it
said, "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill the Cat."
I stared at myself and thought, "I'm not wearing this shirt.
It's wearing me!"
It was so embarrassing I couldn't get home to throw out that
shirt fast enough. Now, I don't wear shirts with cartoons.
Mark Twain said, "Man is the only animal who blushes, or needs to."
Perhaps we need to now more than ever. Aging in Place, it
doesn't happen by accident (and neither does straightening out the
Scott Funk, Richmond, Vt.